Idiot's guide to how to get a teacher humiliated, owned, then fired on account of immaturity.
enjoy :)
i got called down to the vp's office today
two things she said that makes her wanna fail me:
1) i didn't hand in my assignments by the 23, today is 24th
2) one of my short stories was "inappropriate"
all the stuff she said....can be proven wrong
in my short story there was prostate exam and masturbation
mention...she said it was "inappropriate".... I'm doing research
right now
prostate exam is a standard procedure for ALL MEN
masturbation statistics show that 100% of male teens have
masturbated to orgasm at age 15 and 25% of female have done so by age 15 too
97-99% of adults masturbate
a fact of life is not an inappropriate thing
the main char i named for the story is rob rankin
she thinks it's mr rankin, so, I did more research and found about 25
Rob Rankins (eight of which are rather local). I didn't mention in the story that he was a teacher at heritage
woods
could be any rob rankin....the name is not copyrighted.
about the late assignments....i took screenshots of the "last
modified" dates in their properties
(they're all last modified
on 23rd and between 8:00a.m to 1:35p.m before school ended)
The vice principal will be present. she better start bribing him before she gets fired ^___________^
owned.
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[JuKe_BoX] 
